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Thisshowisquitepossiblythebiggestwasteofvideotape,全美超模大赛第一季electricity,andRFbandwidthinthe70+yearhistoryoftelevision.Itsnothingbut60minutesofsomeoftheworstbilethatcancomeoutofhumanbeings,maleorfemale.Basically,itsnothingbutpurebitchy,catty,c*nty,vileharpinessamongthecontestants,judges,andthefashionistas(orshouldIsayfashionazis).Typicallyalotofinsulting,backbiting,andbitchy,unnecessarilyanal-retentivecriticism.Thethingthatgetsmeabouttheshowishowmuchthejudgesandfashionazis(andthepretentiousshallowfashionindustryingeneral)nit-pickagainsttheequallybitchycontestantsaboutlittle,petty,trivial,frivolous,anal-retentivethingsabouttheirappearance,personality,etc.Thingsthatthe*REAL*peopleinthisworld(whichthefashionindustrylacks,thankfully)wouldntgiveratsassnumber1about.(Myselfincluded.)Craplike:Oh,yourlefteyebrowisayoctometeroffcenter.Thatisntgonnafly,andnobodywilltakeyouseriouslyinthisindustrybecauseofit!Or,Yourebreathingwrong.Goodluckwithwinningthiscompetition.Imjustkiddinghere,buttheyusuallyendupsayingthingsalmostexactlylikethisonthisshow.Ifgettingintothefashionindustryisthishard,painful,bitchy,insulting,nit-picky,catty,backstabbing,andanal-retentiveasthisshowtriestoportray,thanthankthegoodLordthatHemademeallfat,balding,hairy,anddumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin,becauseIwouldneverwanttoberequiredtohavethecausticbitchinessandanal,pretentiousattitudeofanymodelorfashionazi(oranyfashionindustryworker),namelythepeopleonthisshow.AndJaniceDickinson,mercy,donotgetmestartedonher...Thisshowneedstodie.Itsthisshow(andmanyotherrealityshowslikeit)thatprovesthatcompetitiveness(andthefashionindustry)istrulythedevilstool...叶无缺的身影出现,矗立虚空,不再出手。因为放眼望去,整个战场,再也没有任何一个九幽统领和大幽将,已然被统统杀得一干二净,一个不剩。扫视了一圈,看到暂时没有漏网之鱼后,叶无缺这才露出了一丝满意笑容淡淡道:这才叫绝后......轰!如果您喜欢午夜影院(www.5178.xyz)请分享的《全美超模大赛第一季》,别忘了推荐给你的好友!

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