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类型：都市剧 地区：中国 年份：2012

主演：Tyra Banks 

导演：今井裕香

更新：2025-05-28

简介： Thisshowisquitepossiblythebiggestwasteofvideotape,全美超模大赛第一季electricity,andRFbandwidthinthe70+yearhistoryoftelevision.Itsnothingbut60minutesofsomeoftheworstbilethatcancomeoutofhumanbeings,maleorfemale.Basically,itsnothingbutpurebitchy,catty,c*nty,vileharpinessamongthecontestants,judges,andthefashionistas(orshouldIsayfashionazis).Typicallyalotofinsulting,backbiting,andbitchy,unnecessarilyanal-retentivecriticism.Thethingthatgetsmeabouttheshowishowmuchthejudgesandfashionazis(andthepretentiousshallowfashionindustryingeneral)nit-pickagainsttheequallybitchycontestantsaboutlittle,petty,trivial,frivolous,anal-retentivethingsabouttheirappearance,personality,etc.Thingsthatthe*REAL*peopleinthisworld(whichthefashionindustrylacks,thankfully)wouldntgiveratsassnumber1about.(Myselfincluded.)Craplike:Oh,yourlefteyebrowisayoctometeroffcenter.Thatisntgonnafly,andnobodywilltakeyouseriouslyinthisindustrybecauseofit!Or,Yourebreathingwrong.Goodluckwithwinningthiscompetition.Imjustkiddinghere,buttheyusuallyendupsayingthingsalmostexactlylikethisonthisshow.Ifgettingintothefashionindustryisthishard,painful,bitchy,insulting,nit-picky,catty,backstabbing,andanal-retentiveasthisshowtriestoportray,thanthankthegoodLordthatHemademeallfat,balding,hairy,anddumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin,becauseIwouldneverwanttoberequiredtohavethecausticbitchinessandanal,pretentiousattitudeofanymodelorfashionazi(oranyfashionindustryworker),namelythepeopleonthisshow.AndJaniceDickinson,mercy,donotgetmestartedonher...Thisshowneedstodie.Itsthisshow(andmanyotherrealityshowslikeit)thatprovesthatcompetitiveness(andthefashionindustry)istrulythedevilstool... 详情